Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations
1. At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...
2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:-
Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just
the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted
moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office
asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and
now it's in flames!!!
When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...
2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:-
Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just
the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted
moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office
asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and
now it's in flames!!!
Money
What is Money ?
Just See in The Image and tell us what do you think !
Just See in The Image and tell us what do you think !
Tired
It was a long journey back to my university.
The bus was so so so old.
The weather was so so so hot.
The road was so so so long.
The railway station was so so so pack.
My bags were so so so heavy.
It was so so so tiring.
The bus was so so so old.
The weather was so so so hot.
The road was so so so long.
The railway station was so so so pack.
My bags were so so so heavy.
It was so so so tiring.
The Reasons Why Students Skip Class
Why do students skip class?
= Because they are not interested in that subject.
Why are they not interested in that subject?
= Because that subject is not interesting at all.
Why is the subject not interesting for the students?
= Because the students think that it's an useless subject.
Why do some of the teachers need to teach that useless subject?
= Because only those teachers are good in that subject.
Why the teachers like that subject but the students hate that subject?
= Because the teachers fail to make the subject interesting, they make the subject more boring instead.
= Because they are not interested in that subject.
Why are they not interested in that subject?
= Because that subject is not interesting at all.
Why is the subject not interesting for the students?
= Because the students think that it's an useless subject.
Why do some of the teachers need to teach that useless subject?
= Because only those teachers are good in that subject.
Why the teachers like that subject but the students hate that subject?
= Because the teachers fail to make the subject interesting, they make the subject more boring instead.
Cute Lovers !
Guys and Girls Presenting Before you all is few photo graphs of the Cutest Pair which i could get and these are as follows :
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What happened after India lost to Srilanka?
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Saturday, March 31, 2007
6:16 PM
After the shameful defeat of Team India ,the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Dravid!"
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"
The lady replied - "I am Sachin!"
Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Dravid!"
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"
The lady replied - "I am Sachin!"
What Is Love ?
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Thursday, March 15, 2007
9:13 PM
If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ....then it's not
love .. it's "Infatuation"
If you love some one because you think that you shouldn't leave him because others think
that you shouldn't ... then it's not love.. it's "Compromise"
If you love some one because you have been kissed by him ... then it's not love.. it's
"Inferiority complex"
If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings .
. then it's not love .. it's "Charity"
If you love some one because you share every thing with him ... then it's not love... it's
"Friendship"
BUT...
If you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry
for him ... that's "LOVE"
If you get attracted to other people but stay with him without any regrets... that's
"LOVE"
If you let him go knowing that he has to go but he doesn't want to ... that's "LOVE"
love .. it's "Infatuation"
Infactuation ...
If you love some one because you think that you shouldn't leave him because others think
that you shouldn't ... then it's not love.. it's "Compromise"
If you love some one because you have been kissed by him ... then it's not love.. it's
"Inferiority complex"
If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings .
. then it's not love .. it's "Charity"
If you love some one because you share every thing with him ... then it's not love... it's
"Friendship"
BUT...
If you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry
for him ... that's "LOVE"
If you get attracted to other people but stay with him without any regrets... that's
"LOVE"
If you let him go knowing that he has to go but he doesn't want to ... that's "LOVE"
Alternate Uses For Laptop
Amazing Photoshop Photos
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5:46 PM
Hey Guys ! Did you see any amazing Photos , if not then i will try to bring to all of you some of the photos that will try to make you laugh and also think about the qualities and mindset of the ones who try to make images with photoshop so clear and also that it will make you to laugh and also think something.....................
SO here are the photos!!!!
SO here are the photos!!!!
Amazing Airport
दुनिया का अदभूत हवाई अड्डा देखना है ।
तो येह देखिए आपके लिए है पेश कर रहा हूँ कुछ images !
This is the amazing airport which is situated in the ice , If you have seen it then its Ok if not then please Forward this
तो येह देखिए आपके लिए है पेश कर रहा हूँ कुछ images !
This is the amazing airport which is situated in the ice , If you have seen it then its Ok if not then please Forward this
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