What happened after India lost to Srilanka?
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Saturday, March 31, 2007
6:16 PM
After the shameful defeat of Team India ,the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Dravid!"
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"
The lady replied - "I am Sachin!"
Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Dravid!"
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"
The lady replied - "I am Sachin!"
What Is Love ?
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Thursday, March 15, 2007
9:13 PM
If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ....then it's not
love .. it's "Infatuation"
If you love some one because you think that you shouldn't leave him because others think
that you shouldn't ... then it's not love.. it's "Compromise"
If you love some one because you have been kissed by him ... then it's not love.. it's
"Inferiority complex"
If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings .
. then it's not love .. it's "Charity"
If you love some one because you share every thing with him ... then it's not love... it's
"Friendship"
BUT...
If you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry
for him ... that's "LOVE"
If you get attracted to other people but stay with him without any regrets... that's
"LOVE"
If you let him go knowing that he has to go but he doesn't want to ... that's "LOVE"
love .. it's "Infatuation"
Infactuation ...
If you love some one because you think that you shouldn't leave him because others think
that you shouldn't ... then it's not love.. it's "Compromise"
If you love some one because you have been kissed by him ... then it's not love.. it's
"Inferiority complex"
If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings .
. then it's not love .. it's "Charity"
If you love some one because you share every thing with him ... then it's not love... it's
"Friendship"
BUT...
If you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry
for him ... that's "LOVE"
If you get attracted to other people but stay with him without any regrets... that's
"LOVE"
If you let him go knowing that he has to go but he doesn't want to ... that's "LOVE"
Alternate Uses For Laptop
Amazing Photoshop Photos
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5:46 PM
Hey Guys ! Did you see any amazing Photos , if not then i will try to bring to all of you some of the photos that will try to make you laugh and also think about the qualities and mindset of the ones who try to make images with photoshop so clear and also that it will make you to laugh and also think something.....................
SO here are the photos!!!!
SO here are the photos!!!!
Amazing Airport
दुनिया का अदभूत हवाई अड्डा देखना है ।
तो येह देखिए आपके लिए है पेश कर रहा हूँ कुछ images !
This is the amazing airport which is situated in the ice , If you have seen it then its Ok if not then please Forward this
तो येह देखिए आपके लिए है पेश कर रहा हूँ कुछ images !
This is the amazing airport which is situated in the ice , If you have seen it then its Ok if not then please Forward this
Mommy's balloons
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest?”
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn’t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, “Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”
Johnny thinks that’s neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnny’s dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!”
His father says, “Calm down, son! Why do you think Mommy’s dying?”
“Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy’s balloons and she’s screaming, ‘Oh God, I’m coming!’”
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn’t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, “Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”
Johnny thinks that’s neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnny’s dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!”
His father says, “Calm down, son! Why do you think Mommy’s dying?”
“Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy’s balloons and she’s screaming, ‘Oh God, I’m coming!’”
Japanese comedy show
Japanese comedy show where unsuspecting people using the bathroom get exposed after 10 seconds. It's wierd and don't ask me why they're sitting backwards ....
Truck Slams Into The Cop
Batter Fakes Getting Hit By Pitch
Watch this go all out faking he got hit by a pitch that missed him by about a foot. One pitch later he strikes out and ends up getting tossed out of the game.
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